It had been a good night. An interesting night. By good, its not what you think. Good to the average single male on the prowl equates to picking up, getting some kudos, an inflated ego and a burned out inner eco system. A good night to the average male involves being drunkenly possesed by those meaningless legs.. revealing flesh, those momentary passing and insubstantial glances from the girls who are out on the town playing a numbers game, a game of internal scoring of how many men she has wrapped around her pathetic facade.
I’m not an average guy, and a good night to me involves none of the above.
As I walk out of the cloud of weak impotent wanna be alpha men losing their marbles over the energy sucking vamps of superficial ladyhood, its time to get a pizza and find my way back to the castle.
Handing over my $3.50 for my veg pizza – honestly – do you really want a filthy meat pizza from a night club pizza shop at 3am in the morning? I don’t think so. These cooks hate you. You’re having fun – and you’re drunk throwing your fun in their face. They hope you get sick. They probably wipe their dicks on your salami for giggles. But regardless, I don’t eat meat. My prey isn’t retarded animals that don’t know how to leave a paddock. That is for the weak and moronic herds which is the average person on planet earth. Unaware of life outside the herd.. just make sure the herd gets the foodthey want and nobody will ask any questions.
A girl walks up. More attractive than not and she knows it. You could say pretentious. To the average guy, she’s the kind of girl that gets you lost for words and off center as you try to give her some moment of passing happiness. You try to act cool.. You try to come up with something seductive to say. Me? I don’t bother.
“Its my birthday I turned 30 today. Do you think he’ll give me free pizza?”
Of course she will get free pizza. Her whole little fabricated world is built up around her very short lasting beauty. In my mind, I immediately categorize her “freebie pretentious”. She’s now slotted into my archive.
“Sure, smile nicely honey – the world is your oyster. By the way, whats the secret to looking so young at 30?”
Don’t get me wrong. I know how to play the game. I have these bitches wrapped around my sphere I’m the sun and they are my planets. But for me? I’m looking for something more. A fox to blow my cash? I don’t think so. What – I build an empire so she can tell her friends about how she has nabbed a rich prince and she gets whatever she wants because she is beautiful? I don’t think so.
Before she has a chance to answer, another girl, clearly her bestie out on the town with her intrudes…
“Oil of ulay” she says.
She wants a slice of my pizza, I can tell. Not my pizza pizza… my pizza. See, she just felt something different she hasn’t felt before. A man. She can feel my immunity. My charisma. My attitude. My anger and my calm. My solidarity. A king amongst men. They throw out their best meal and I ask for a different dish.
Misogeny? Not misoginistic at all. Just immune to the games. I am the game master and they are still learning the rules of how to play. They come to me, because they want to understand the way to play the game without losing. Thats what I know.
The friend, lets call her Viccy for now then locks gaze with me. To her, its her big guns. When you have a girl holding prolonged looks don’t be mistaken. She doesn’t necesarrily like you, she’s actually looking as hard as she can to find that weak look in your eyes. See, she wants to crush you. She wants to feel her power greater than yours. She looks and she shoots with her tremendously seductive never misses stare and tries to take me down – she fails. In her humility of losing her first attack, she offers a humble statement as a way now to merge with the sun.
“I’ve got to be the oldest girl out here tonight.”
I smirk. We are still locked eyes and lets be honest, she is gorgeous. I wouldn’t be looking at her if she wasn’t. She looks between 26 and 29 but my guess is, she’s actually around 31. What she is used to guys saying about now is that she looks 25 and she is hot as a modelĀ – you know “don’t worry about the age gorgeous you are stunning”. Thats the pattern she’s after. But ironically, its the pattern she hates.
“Why – how old are you?” I ask.
“How old do you think I am?” she baits up another hook.
“36.. maybe 38? You don’t look too bad for your age.”
She is gutted and takes a step back. Her eyes widen and every inch of her body wants to pounce me.
“You ARSEHOLE!!!”
The energy in the air now is ferocious. Her circuitry is malfunctioning and she doesn’t comprehend. See, her whole night has just been a big wasteful orgy of compliments and come-ons. Being told she is hot, sexy and wants to be fucked is the norm for a girl like this. She’s come to expect it – but deep down – she finds men pathetic, needy and easy. She feeds off her countless minions. For her, a night on the town is fuel for her inner queen medusa. Her military equipment is jewellry… skin that looks like a fresh and fertile 18 year olds… eyes that look like a lake you want to dive into… curves and clothes you want to lose yourself in – but I don’t.
She is now lost for words and walks away. 1 to me. 0 to her. And trust me – its a game. Its a big battle field of sexy domination. And woman? Woman is the dominator.
The look in her eyes expresses a yearning. She hopes this is just part of my lure… she hopes now that I’m about to take her now destroyed persona and implant a new matrix into her. That I’m going to make her fantasy come true. Afterall, she just met a knight in shining armour. A king amongst plebs. A god amongst mere mortal low lying suckers of the superficial. But unfortunately for her, no dreams are coming true tonight.
I take my pizza and find some space to eat on my own. I turn my back to her. In need for the fuel she is used to, she quickly scurries to a group of ‘men’ (and I apostrophe that because we all know – they are not men) and tries to get a quick resupply. I can vaguely hear the energy as they each fall over their words and lose all sense of dignity as they try to build her up. Little do they know, all they are doing is reminding her exactly why she craves me. She’s had this… this herd style of nothingness… what she wants is what she feels she can’t have.. what she is losing… to her, I represent the eternal.. the strong and the verile… I am what she has worked for all these years to impress upon, and she has just realised she doesn’t have even the slightest idea of how to court me. She has just realised her whole life has revolved around little children in man suits with nothing to offer and now in the light of a true saviour of her vagina she is completely clueless.
I turn around and look at her again. She immediately loses focus from her child conversation and I sense she is relieved that she is still on my radar.
“Phew” I hear her little girl heart say.
She scurries over.
“Why did you say that??”. Clearly obsessed now. Now, she’s ready to learn and has started to see her place in the world. She has just reconnected with her vulnerability. She just got absolutely ego fucked and dropped back into a place she had long forgotten.
Do I need to fuck her? No. Do I need to wine her and dine her and have a relationship with this woman to give her the most life changing upgrade she’s ever had? No. I’m not a pick up artist pleb trying to get some passing kicks. As a friend said long ago, “You are a king amongst men, my friend.”
“Every other man wants you – don’t they?” I ask her. She is still speechless relatively however. She’s been demoted to a school girl now who’s game table just lost all of its legs in just a handful of words. To me? Its nothing. To her, this is everything.
For me – this is sex. And I fuck about 100 girls a night. No semenal fluids required. I am an icon in this world. A prodigy. One of the last remaining men on the planet. I walk through sin city with my eyes wide open and I come out always on top, unscatched, risen from the ashes and with my power always growing. I am the final hope for humanity… for mankinds reputation to not be lost forever.


